A hyperbolic joke for a place so far it might as well be the middle of nowhere: even the devil bails, underwear and all, in Latin American street humor.

This week, AI arrives to ‘unlock our potential’, and quietly locks the herd into a lifetime of premium vendor subscriptions.

Patience in the spirit, crude resistance in the backside: a Venezuelan joke for bureaucracy, annoying people, and close friends who trade a knowing smile.

This week, the bell curve decides who ‘exceeds expectations’ and who just needs more cowbell.

To each their own — a lighthearted nod to quirky obsessions.

This week, our cube‑cows are freaking out about AGI, while the only one actually up for any work is still the rubber duck.

Like a mouse to cheese: people who circle the offer, angle for favors, and rarely refill the favor bank. Mind what you hand out.

This week, our cube-cows are all in on SMART culture: your passion is ours now; Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Relevant, Time-bound.

God makes them, then they find each other: street shorthand for birds of a feather, often with a skeptical wink.

You cannot fear what you are prepared for; under denial, fear climbs and panic() instead of plans. advance() is for after you drop the dodge: face the trend, prepare, act.