Cognitive-Memetics - Category - behaviorengineering.aihttps://behaviorengineering.ai/categories/cognitive-memetics/Cognitive-Memetics - Category - behaviorengineering.aiHugo -- gohugo.ioenMon, 20 Apr 2026 01:00:00 +1100Eso queda donde el diablo dejó los calzones.https://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/sayings/2026-04-20-saying-15/Mon, 20 Apr 2026 01:00:00 +1100xynovahttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/sayings/2026-04-20-saying-15/A **hyperbolic** joke for a place so far it might as well be the **middle of nowhere**: even **the devil** bails, underwear and all, in **Latin American** street humor.Premium vendor subscriptions for lifehttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/cows/2026-04-16-cow-w08/Thu, 16 Apr 2026 01:00:00 +1100xynovahttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/cows/2026-04-16-cow-w08/This week, AI arrives to **'unlock our potential'**, and quietly locks the herd into a **lifetime of premium vendor subscriptions**.Señor, dame paciencia y en el culo resistencia.https://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/sayings/2026-04-13-saying-14/Mon, 13 Apr 2026 01:00:00 +1100xynovahttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/sayings/2026-04-13-saying-14/Patience in the spirit, crude resistance in the backside: a Venezuelan joke for bureaucracy, annoying people, and close friends who trade a knowing smile.Bell curve and cowbellhttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/cows/2026-04-09-cow-w07/Thu, 09 Apr 2026 01:00:00 +1100xynovahttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/cows/2026-04-09-cow-w07/This week, the **bell curve** decides who ‘**exceeds expectations**’ and who just needs more **cowbell**.Cada loco con su temahttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/sayings/2026-04-06-saying-13/Wed, 08 Apr 2026 01:00:00 +1100xynovahttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/sayings/2026-04-06-saying-13/To each their own — a lighthearted nod to quirky obsessions.Rubber duck carries the weekhttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/cows/2026-04-02-cow-w06/Thu, 02 Apr 2026 01:00:00 +1100xynovahttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/cows/2026-04-02-cow-w06/This week, our cube‑cows are **freaking out about AGI**, while the only one actually up for any work is still the **rubber duck**.Como ratón al quesohttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/sayings/2026-03-30-saying-12/Mon, 30 Mar 2026 01:00:00 +1100xynovahttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/sayings/2026-03-30-saying-12/Like a mouse to cheese: people who circle the offer, angle for favors, and rarely refill the favor bank. Mind what you hand out.Your passion is ours nowhttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/cows/2026-03-26-cow-w05/Thu, 26 Mar 2026 01:00:00 +1100xynovahttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/cows/2026-03-26-cow-w05/This week, our cube-cows are all in on **SMART culture**: **your passion is ours now**; Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Relevant, Time-bound.Dios los cría y ellos se juntanhttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/sayings/2026-03-23-saying-11/Mon, 23 Mar 2026 01:00:00 +1100xynovahttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/sayings/2026-03-23-saying-11/God makes them, then they find each other: street shorthand for birds of a feather, often with a skeptical wink.Prepared, then advancehttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/t-shirt-art/2026-03-20-tshirt-prepared-advance/Fri, 20 Mar 2026 01:00:00 +1100xynovahttps://behaviorengineering.ai/cognitive-memetics/t-shirt-art/2026-03-20-tshirt-prepared-advance/**You** cannot **fear** what you are **prepared** for; under **denial**, **fear** climbs and **panic()** instead of **plans**. **advance()** is for after you drop the **dodge**: **face** the **trend**, **prepare**, **act**.