Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W26Just smaller
This week, the bull’s entire leadership philosophy fits inside a matryoshka doll: ‘be exactly like me,’ he tells the dog, ‘just smaller.’
Cube-Cows
How office life got domesticated long before the robots clocked in.
Weekly cube-cow strips: Cube-Cows, AI cow-workers, and a cartoon stopwatch on the human-as-robot era.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W25The rewritten minutes
This week, our cube-cows discover the hyena has already rewritten yesterday’s meeting minutes: turns out the hyena’s Copilot archived objections as “constructive buy-in.”
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W24Follow your dreams
Dream big, commute bigger.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W23Protect your energy
Mindfulness says be present, yet cow-workers are mostly present in three overlapping calls at once.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W22Worrying hours are 24/7
Working hours are fixed. Cow-workers’ rumination runs flexible, global, and always online.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W21We encourage proactive behavior
Urgent projects love proactive behavior. Bulls mostly love pretending it was a team effort once the cow-workers crawl back out.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W20Clear boundaries
Resilience coaches love boundaries. Cow-workers just love saying yes in a more professional font.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W19Seen as individuals
Heatmaps boost productivity. This one mostly boosts cow-workers’ heart rates.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W18A bull two desks over
Bulls make headlines. This one makes every cow-worker’s coffee taste a bit more desperate.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W17Location-agnostic stress
This week, we’ve fully embraced flexible work: the stress is now location-agnostic.