Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W16Collaboration days
This week, our cube-cows all come in on collaboration days so the office dog can keep counting heads and feel absolutely critical to the business.
Cube-Cows
How office life got domesticated long before the robots clocked in.
Weekly cube-cow strips: Cube-Cows, AI cow-workers, and a cartoon stopwatch on the human-as-robot era.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W15We speak ACR
This week, our cube-cows discover the official company language: not English, not moo, just wall-to-wall ACR.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W14We rise together
This week, our cube-cows prove we rise together: some rise vertically, others rise mainly in lower-back pain statistics.
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W13Our values, but not like that
This week, management refreshes Our Values: think big, collaborate often, but don’t go overboard.
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W12Boundaries, now with growth
This week, the herd experiments with boundaries; management helpfully rebrands them as growth opportunities.
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W11Commute for the culture
This week, the robots do almost all the work and our cube-cows still commute, for the culture, of course, not the purpose.
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W10Fully aligned with the new TLA
This week, our cube-cows learn the true meaning of TLA: Three-Letter Acronym, also known as ‘strategy, but shorter.’
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W9Harsher feedback, not better prompts
This week, we optimize AI the old-fashioned way: less guidance, more performance reviews.
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W8Premium vendor subscriptions for life
This week, AI arrives to ‘unlock our potential’, and quietly locks the herd into a lifetime of premium vendor subscriptions.
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W7Bell curve and cowbell
This week, the bell curve decides who ‘exceeds expectations’ and who just needs more cowbell.