Cognitive-Memetics · Cube Farm
W8Premium vendor subscriptions for life
This week, AI arrives to ‘unlock our potential’, and quietly locks the herd into a lifetime of premium vendor subscriptions.
Cube Farm
How office life got domesticated long before the robots clocked in.
Weekly cube-cow strips: tales from the Cube Farm, AI cow-workers, and a cartoon stopwatch on the human-as-robot era.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube Farm
W7Bell curve and cowbell
This week, the bell curve decides who ‘exceeds expectations’ and who just needs more cowbell.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube Farm
W6Rubber duck carries the week
This week, our cube‑cows are freaking out about AGI, while the only one actually up for any work is still the rubber duck.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube Farm
W5Your passion is ours now
This week, our cube-cows are all in on SMART culture: your passion is ours now; Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Relevant, Time-bound.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube Farm
W4Free-range knowledge
This week, our free-range knowledge cows get open pens, bottomless coffee, and just enough fence to keep the ideas from wandering off.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube Farm
W3AI personalization, same herd
This week, our cow-workers discover AI ‘personalization’ for cognitive work: different brains, the same five tasks, one perfectly optimized herd.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube Farm
W2Standardized moos
This week, our cow-workers are standardising their deterministic mooo’s so the AI never has to wonder what kind of bull they meant.
Cognitive-Memetics · Cube Farm
W1Less thinking, more moooosic
This week, our cow-workers embrace office AI: less thinking, more moooosic, and the same old corporate bull.