Cognitive-Memetics · Raymond
R9Wellness is one apple
This week, HR declares wellness is a curated experience, so Dawg Raymond is currently evaluating the nutritional value of a single bruised apple.
Raymond
Junior dog, same leadership script, literally smaller.
Raymond takes notes on corporate shenanigans. Spinoff of Cube-Cows.
Cognitive-Memetics · Raymond
R8Totally aligned
This week, Dawg Raymond is documenting the physical trauma caused by two cows attempting to achieve corporate alignment.
Cognitive-Memetics · Raymond
R7Diagnosing: sandwich
This week, Dawg Raymond attempts to decode his boss’s feedback by treating every performance review like a culinary sandwich diagnosis.
Cognitive-Memetics · Raymond
R6Reporting to yourself
This week, the company reorganization ends with Dawg Raymond in a self-loop, meaning he is now functionally reporting to himself.
Cognitive-Memetics · Raymond
R5Outside the box
This week, Dawg Raymond attempts to think outside the box by physically relocating his entire office into a cardboard container.
Cognitive-Memetics · Raymond
R4Team player of the month
This week, the leadership retreat celebrates collaborative excellence while Dawg Raymond documents the exact moment his coworkers stole his Sunday labor.
Cognitive-Memetics · Raymond
R3Training my replacement
This week, the company announces AI is the new team lead, so Dawg Raymond is currently teaching a laptop how to perfectly mimic his existential dread.
Cognitive-Memetics · Raymond
R2Door open, ears closed
This week, the boss promises unlimited accessibility while maintaining a strict policy of selective deafness, and Dawg Raymond is logging every unanswered one-on-one.
Cognitive-Memetics · Raymond
R1Collaborating with myself
This week, the boss insists collaboration requires physical proximity, so Dawg Raymond is currently holding a high-stakes meeting with the empty chair across from him.