03-Jun Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW15: We speak ACRCubeCowsCorporateJargonThreeLetterAcronymsCultureRunsOnLanguageKnowledgeWork🎬 TeaserThis week, our cube-cows discover the official company language: not English, not moo, just wall-to-wall ACR.
27-May Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW14: We rise togetherCubeCowsOfficeCultureWhoCarriesTheWorkKnowledgeWorkRealityCheck🎬 TeaserThis week, our cube-cows prove we rise together: some rise vertically, others rise mainly in lower-back pain statistics.
20-May Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW13: Our values, but not like thatCubeCowsCorporateJargonOfficeCultureCultureRunsOnLanguageModeration🎬 TeaserThis week, management refreshes Our Values: think big, collaborate often, but don’t go overboard.
14-May Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW12: Boundaries, now with growthCubeCowsAgencyAccountabilityOfficeCulture🎬 TeaserThis week, the herd experiments with boundaries; management helpfully rebrands them as growth opportunities.
07-May Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW11: Commute for the cultureCubeCowsAutomationFutureOfWorkGoBackToOfficeFadOfficeCulture🎬 TeaserThis week, the robots do almost all the work and our cube-cows still commute, for the culture, of course, not the purpose.
30-Apr Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW10: Fully aligned with the new TLACubeCowsCorporateJargonOfficeSatireThreeLetterAcronyms🎬 TeaserThis week, our cube-cows learn the true meaning of TLA: Three-Letter Acronym, also known as ‘strategy, but shorter.’
23-Apr Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW9: Harsher feedback, not better promptsCubeCowsAGIHypePerformanceReviewPromptEngineeringOfficeSatire🎬 TeaserThis week, we optimize AI the old-fashioned way: less guidance, more performance reviews.
16-Apr Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW8: Premium vendor subscriptions for lifeCubeCowsAGIHypeVendorSubscriptionsOfficeSatire🎬 TeaserThis week, AI arrives to ‘unlock our potential’, and quietly locks the herd into a lifetime of premium vendor subscriptions.
09-Apr Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW7: Bell curve and cowbellCubeCowsBellCurveCowbellJokePerformanceReview🎬 TeaserThis week, the bell curve decides who ‘exceeds expectations’ and who just needs more cowbell.
02-Apr Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW6: Rubber duck carries the weekCubeCowsAGIHypeRubberDuckDebuggingWeekNote🎬 TeaserThis week, our cube‑cows are freaking out about AGI, while the only one actually up for any work is still the rubber duck.