14-May Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW12: Boundaries, now with growthCubeCowsAgencyAccountabilityOfficeCulture🎬 TeaserThis week, the herd experiments with boundaries; management helpfully rebrands them as growth opportunities.
07-May Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW11: Commute for the cultureCubeCowsAutomationFutureOfWorkGoBackToOfficeFadOfficeCulture🎬 TeaserThis week, the robots do almost all the work and our cube-cows still commute, for the culture, of course, not the purpose.
30-Apr Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW10: Fully aligned with the new TLACubeCowsCorporateJargonOfficeSatireThreeLetterAcronyms🎬 TeaserThis week, our cube-cows learn the true meaning of TLA: Three-Letter Acronym, also known as ‘strategy, but shorter.’
23-Apr Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW9: Harsher feedback, not better promptsCubeCowsAGIHypePerformanceReviewPromptEngineeringOfficeSatire🎬 TeaserThis week, we optimize AI the old-fashioned way: less guidance, more performance reviews.
16-Apr Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW8: Premium vendor subscriptions for lifeCubeCowsAGIHypeVendorSubscriptionsOfficeSatire🎬 TeaserThis week, AI arrives to ‘unlock our potential’, and quietly locks the herd into a lifetime of premium vendor subscriptions.
09-Apr Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW7: Bell curve and cowbellCubeCowsBellCurveCowbellJokePerformanceReview🎬 TeaserThis week, the bell curve decides who ‘exceeds expectations’ and who just needs more cowbell.
02-Apr Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW6: Rubber duck carries the weekCubeCowsAGIHypeRubberDuckDebuggingWeekNote🎬 TeaserThis week, our cube‑cows are freaking out about AGI, while the only one actually up for any work is still the rubber duck.
26-Mar Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW5: Your passion is ours nowCubeCowsOfficeCultureSMARTGoalsWeekNote🎬 TeaserThis week, our cube-cows are all in on SMART culture: your passion is ours now; Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Relevant, Time-bound.
19-Mar Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW4: Free-range knowledgeCubeCowsOfficeCultureWeekNoteFreeRange🎬 TeaserThis week, our free-range knowledge cows get open pens, bottomless coffee, and just enough fence to keep the ideas from wandering off.
12-Mar Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-CowsW3: AI personalization, same herdCubeCows🎬 TeaserThis week, our cow-workers discover AI ‘personalization’ for cognitive work: different brains, the same five tasks, one perfectly optimized herd.