This week, our cube-cows are all in on SMART culture: your passion is ours now; Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Relevant, Time-bound.

This week, our free-range knowledge cows get open pens, bottomless coffee, and just enough fence to keep the ideas from wandering off.

This week, our cow-workers discover AI ‘personalization’ for cognitive work: different brains, the same five tasks, one perfectly optimized herd.

This week, our cow-workers are standardising their deterministic mooo’s so the AI never has to wonder what kind of bull they meant.

This week, our cow-workers embrace office AI: less thinking, more moooosic, and the same old corporate bull.