This week, the company announces AI is the new team lead, so Dawg Raymond is currently teaching a laptop how to perfectly mimic his existential dread.

This week, the boss promises unlimited accessibility while maintaining a strict policy of selective deafness, and Dawg Raymond is logging every unanswered one-on-one.

This week, the boss insists collaboration requires physical proximity, so Dawg Raymond is currently holding a high-stakes meeting with the empty chair across from him.