The company removed the only canary that actually signaled danger. Now they leave the empty cage on the wall to prove they are still watching.

This week, our cube-cows watch the hyena steal an idea in the hallway and pitch it back in the next meeting, forty minutes later, as his own.

This week, one cow prepares the talk. The manager cow just can’t let the opportunity of a spotlight go: ‘As you can see from my work…’

This week, the bull’s entire leadership philosophy fits inside a matryoshka doll: ‘be exactly like me,’ he tells the dog, ‘just smaller.’

This week, our cube-cows discover the hyena has already rewritten yesterday’s meeting minutes: turns out the hyena’s Copilot archived objections as “constructive buy-in.”

Urgent projects love proactive behavior. Bulls mostly love pretending it was a team effort once the cow-workers crawl back out.

Bulls make headlines. This one makes every cow-worker’s coffee taste a bit more desperate.

Day 28 of 28, Today is the final day to sign: October 28, 1962. The people making our biggest decisions need the fitness and support to make them well.

Day 27 of 28, Tomorrow this petition closes: May 28, 1940. Churchill refused a push for peace talks on the eve Britain chose to fight on. The eve of decision.

Day 26 of 28, It is the final weekend to sign: August 2015. Merkel suspended EU asylum rules; the system overloaded within weeks. One weekend remains.