This week, our cube-cows prove we rise together: some rise vertically, others rise mainly in lower-back pain statistics.

This week, management refreshes Our Values: think big, collaborate often, but don’t go overboard.

This week, the herd experiments with boundaries; management helpfully rebrands them as growth opportunities.

This week, the robots do almost all the work and our cube-cows still commute, for the culture, of course, not the purpose.

This week, our cube-cows are all in on SMART culture: your passion is ours now; Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Relevant, Time-bound.

This week, our free-range knowledge cows get open pens, bottomless coffee, and just enough fence to keep the ideas from wandering off.