Stress

Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W28We stand up so the status doesn't
This week, our cube-cows run a 15-minute standup for 45 minutes straight: yesterday was meetings, today is meetings, and the only blocker on the board is the meeting itself.

Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W23Protect your energy
Mindfulness says be present, yet cow-workers are mostly present in three overlapping calls at once.

Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W22Worrying hours are 24/7
Working hours are fixed. Cow-workers’ rumination runs flexible, global, and always online.

Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W21We encourage proactive behavior
Urgent projects love proactive behavior. Bulls mostly love pretending it was a team effort once the cow-workers crawl back out.

Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W20Clear boundaries
Resilience coaches love boundaries. Cow-workers just love saying yes in a more professional font.

Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W19Seen as individuals
Heatmaps boost productivity. This one mostly boosts cow-workers’ heart rates.

Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W18A bull two desks over
Bulls make headlines. This one makes every cow-worker’s coffee taste a bit more desperate.

Cognitive-Memetics · Cube-Cows
W17Location-agnostic stress
This week, we’ve fully embraced flexible work: the stress is now location-agnostic.